Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night… The waiter came to take their drink orders. “I’ll have a Sprite,” said the first little piggy. “I’ll take a Coke,” said the second. “I want water—lots and lots of water,” said the third piggy. The waiter brought the drinks and asked for their dinner orders. “A big juicy steak,” said the first piggy. “Just a salad for me,” said the second. “Water. Lots and lots of water,” said the third again……CONTINUE READING BELOW
After the meal, the waiter returned for dessert orders.
“Banana split,” said the first.
“Root beer float,” said the second.
“Water. Lots and lots of water!” shouted the third.
The waiter, now curious, finally asked,
“Sir, why are you only drinking water?”
The third piggy grinned and said…
“Well, someone’s gotta go ‘wee wee wee’ all the way home!”
LOL!!
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There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs.
There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs.
One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer, “What do you use to feed your pigs?”
“Well, I give them acorn, corn, and things like that. Why?”
“Because I’m from the Animals Protection Association and I think you shouldn’t feed them the way you should, they shouldn’t eat waste.”
Then he fined the farmer.
A few days later, another person arrived and asked the same question.
The farmer replied, “Well, I feed them very well. I give them salmon, caviar, shrimp, steak… why?
“Because I’m from the United Nations Organization and I think it’s unfair that you feed your pigs like that when people are dying with nothing to eat.”
And he fined the farmer.
Finally, another man came in and asked just the same question.
The hesitant farmer answered after a thoughtful few minutes: “Well, I give five dollars to each pig so they can buy whatever they want.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
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