A Muslim was sitting
next to Paddy on a plane.
Keep Calm And Oh
Feck It Enjoy Some Craic
Paddy ordered a whiskey.
The stewardess asked
the Muslim if he’d like a drink.
He replied in disgust,
“I’d rather be raped by
a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips!”
Paddy handed his
drink back and said,
“Me too,
I didn’t know we had a choice!”
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