Bob walks into a bar

Bob walks into a bar and sits next to a man who has a dog next to him.

He says to the man, “Has your dog ever bitten anyone?”

The man replies, “No” but then the dog jumps up and bites Bob on the arm.

“I thought you said your dog’s never bitten anyone!” shouts Bob.

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The man says, “I know. That’s not my dog.”

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A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping

A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping.

It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her.

Looking in her purse, she commented, “Hmmm…. That’s funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills. “The boy quickly replied.

“That’s right, lady.

The last time I found a lady’s purse, she didn’t have any chance for a reward.”

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