AFTER FOUR YEARS, A WOMAN SHOWED HER HEART… AND HER HUMOR

**AFTER FOUR YEARS, A WOMAN SHOWED HER HEART… AND HER HUMOR**

A woman lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter kept encouraging her to start dating again.

Finally, she agreed but admitted she didn’t know anyone. Her daughter immediately said, **”Mom, I want to introduce you to someone.”**

It was an instant connection. The woman and the man hit it off right away, and after six weeks of dating, he invited her to spend a weekend with him in Spain.

On their first night there, they both undressed. She stood n*ked except for a pair of black p*nties, while he stood in his birthday suit.

After looking her over, he curiously asked, **”Why black p*nties?”**

She smiled and said, **”My body is yours to explore, but down there… I’m still grieving.”**

He sighed, realizing luck wasn’t on his side that night.

The next evening was the same. She stood before him in black p*nties, but this time, he was also wearing something—a black cover over his m*nho*d.

She raised an eyebrow and asked, **”What’s with the black?”**

With a smirk, he replied, **”I want to express my deepest condolences.”**

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