Jack and I had just moved into a small rental in a quiet suburb for a short work assignment.
Barely unpacked, we heard a knock. Standing there was Lindsey,
our overly cheerful neighbor, offering perfectly arranged cookies—but her eyes darted suspiciously inside our home.
She quickly shifted from sweet to strict, warning us about the HOA rule: only one car per driveway.
Both our cars fit perfectly, but she insisted, “No exceptions.”
We shrugged it off as an overzealous neighbor.Three days later,
before dawn, two tow trucks showed up, hauling away both our cars.
Lindsey stood nearby in her bathrobe, grinning as if she’d won a battle.
But then, we revealed a small sticker on our car windows—unseen by her—that marked them as government vehicles. She was stunned.
That night, I called in the situation: civilian interference and property tampering.
Early the next morning, a federal agent arrived at Lindsey’s door.
Calmly, he informed her she was under investigation for disrupting an active undercover operation and that her actions had caused $25,000 in damages.
Lindsey’s smile vanished as the weight of her mistake hit her.
Jack quipped, “Maybe next time, don’t play sheriff.”
The agent left her with strict orders to cooperate with the investigation.
Lindsey’s perfect neighborhood image cracked—her door barely open
, blinds shut, and her prized rose bushes withering.
And we? We just smiled and walked away,
knowing some welcome committees are better left uninvited.
