Man’s Best Shopper

A Dog Walks Into A Butcher Shop.

The butcher asks,

“What do you want?”

The dog points to steak in a glass case.

“How many pounds?” The dog barks twice.

“Anything else?”

The dog points to some pork chops and barks four times.

So the butcher wraps up a two-pound steak and four pork chops,

and places the bag in the dog’s mouth.

He then takes money from a purse tied around the dog’s neck, and sees him out.

A customer, who has been watching in amazement,

follows the dog to a house several blocks away, where it rings the doorbell to be let in.

As the owner appears at the door,

the customer says,

“What a remarkable dog!”

“Remarkable?”

snorts the owner.

“This is the second time this week he’s forgotten his keys.”

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